Tuesday 29 June 2010

everyone wants to be Hayley Williams yer?

a link to that BOB ft Hayley Williams track

...so it seems you all want to be Hayley Williams do you? that little front lady from Paramore. well. isnt that grand?

like seriously, if she's your idol, then fair play. personally im not much of a Paramore fan, i think their music isn't anywhere near punk (just like Blink, but at least they could admit it and stop playing at metal festivals...), i think its cheesy. and the entire band are mormons - zero rock and roll points there to be frank. but fair, fair play if shes the girl of your dreams. shes definitely different. and i cant help but like that.

unfortuently, some people are using this little punk rock princess to avoid some certain embarressment. please read the following; AND PLEASE STOP PRETENDING TO LIKE HAYLEY WILLIAMS IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING APPLY TO YOU. you.look.dumb. especially to me. i will laugh in.your.faaaace.

* "oops, i tried to dye my hair red because it's all the rage right now, but i totally went orange. oh well, i'll tell all my friends i like Hayley..."

* "im a derk'ed oceana girl that only ever listens to R n B ikky love songs about getting cheated on and act like i like them because im actually a massive HO. i fancy this boy with tattoo's so im gunna put every status update today as a lyric from that 'airplanes' tune Hayley's in, cus dont all rocker dudes like Paramore?"

* "hi, im a massive chav LOL JK, im cultured now because i finally discovered the 'Riot' album 2 years too late... :-| "

* " i've got red hair, therefore i can turn up to any fancy dress party i like in my own clothes and say i've come as Hayley. "

* " didn't that Paramore band do some soundtrack for Twilight? do you think R Patz met them?? OMG LIKE, NEW MOST FAVOURITIST BAND EVERRR! "

* ...and so on

it is more than apparent that this collaboration on B.O.B's part was more than intelligent. in his own right, in his own genre of music, the guy is pretty awesome, and there is definitely something about that "airplanes" track that is very catchy! definitely a girly car ride song i'd say. but all the same, no need to completely morph poor Hayley into something even more achievable by these tramp, r n b lovin, ditzy bodycon dressed girls. HE EVEN PUT DAMN HAYLEY IN ONE. HAYLEY WILLIAMS IN A DARN BODY CON SKIRT!!! what have you done bobby ray?!? :-O



HAYLEY; STICK TO THE GOOD STUFF.

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